![]() (Can't rely on this link - /trailer/mortal-kombat-rebirth/short-film, because by the time you read/click this, it might have vanished. To succeed they must survive the most spectacular series o. Side Note: I only re-watched this movie due to the recent fantastic short based on some kind of Mortal Kombat remake available online. A handful of heroic warriors have only six days to save the planet in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. It might still be but that's not saying much as every single video-game-turned-big-screen sucked. Please, could you include a few more topless action-figure male-extras in the sequel? This used to be my number one video-game adapted movie. And good for me, but bad for the target audience The movie is as homoerotic as 300. If the good guys win, well, there'll be a sequel (unfortunately, and spoiler, there was one.) The editing is shotty – scenes just begin and end without ease. Apparently, there's this, uh, tournament with the movie's title and if the bad guys win, the world ends. God, I don't even want to waste any more time in giving the so-called plot, but I'm obligated. I give it something it probably doesn't deserve. So, then, why did I award this piece of trash 1½ star out of five possible? Well, I was fooled into liking this movie when I was young, and I absolutely loved the soundtrack. Experience the lazily choreographed scenes that a Junior High production's worst rehearsal would top. Watch the Super-Nintendo graphics explode. Listen to what they're saying without cracking up. Really, there's no way around thinking this sick excuse of a franchise isn't bad. I guess I can be so harsh because prior to this viewing, my first in probably ten plus years, this was not only my favorite video-game-adaptation, but ranked high on my action favorites. I had to get most of my disgusted feelings out so I can move on with more criticism on 1995's Mortal Kombat. Furthermore, I have yet to see The Last Airbender, but I can imagine this 15-year-old movie mirrors M. And worst of all – it's a comedy but doesn't know it I laughed so hard during this movie it was as if this was directed by M. ![]() Reviewed by thesar-2 2 / 10 Mortal is right.No one's human with this evidence of crud.
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